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January 20, 2007

Do You Think She'd Consider My Backyard?

Dear Ms. Barrymore,

I'm part Irish, you know.

Drew Barrymore hasn't totally left her wild child days behind her — she still likes to run naked in Irish wheat fields.

"I'll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into the field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked..." she tells this Sunday's PARADE magazine.

Why can't everyone feel this free? Or, uh, at least all the hot women?

I'd even settle for it just being Leeann Tweeden and Scarlet Johanssen. And a big tub of Jell-o. In my backyard. And I'd charge admission.

Awwwww, yeaaahhhh.