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November 30, 2006

No Yer Commandmunts

Especially that seventh one.

It'd be helpful if the dimwits of Cross City, FL could spell "adultery."

Whoops.

Who didn't win the spelling bee as a child? Lindsay Lohan? Well, yes, but in this case it's one Ben Barber:

Among the county businessmen involved in the project was Ben Barber, owner of Dixie Monument who spent two weeks engraving the monument.

I'm thinking an extra day spent with a dictionary might have been helpful too*.

* Yes, I have made spelling errors before. Just not on six ton monuments that I have been paid a large sum to engrave with the ever-so-holy words of someone's God.