September 05, 2006

Rockstar: Supernova, The Short Version

Dilana: Yawn.

Magni: I dig the wonder from down under Iceland, but he needs to be a three- or four-trick pony. His original song was good, but not stand-out good.

Storm Large: Best singer of the bunch. Pretty, and boobies. Sounds like a trifecta if ever there was one. Did I mention pretty and boobies?

Lukas Rossi: So, uh, which Jr. High School talent competition did he barely win to make it on this show? And what drugs did Dave Navarro do to make him think that was good? Abandon all hope ye who watch Rockstar.

Toby: Entertaining, but - um - dude's name is "Toby." That's not a rockstar name in any universe. Now, "Tobiath," that's a name - awww yeah, rock on with your Jethro Tull self.

So, my vote would be for Storm, even if the folks on her message board make me think that people playing massively-multiplayer games in their basements are the epitome of cool.

Note: See, boobies.

And another, this one entitled "Storm and Three Invisible Dudes."