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August 06, 2006

If you want to know more about me

I encourage all of you to watch the Dallas-based show Cheaters this week. Due to an unfortunate situation, I'm prominently featured in one episode. I'll give you dumb readers some clues:

1) I wear a soiled Dallas Cowboys tank top.

2) I have an enormous pot belly and yeller teeth due to Copehagen.

3) I'm unshaven.

4) I take a swing at the host, Joey Greco, and slam his nose into his brain.

5) I rant and rave that womyn should not work and only be barefoot and make babies. But all of them have fantastic sugar tits.

6) I also rant that atheists are responsible for all the wars in this world. (Are you a f'ing atheist?) However, womyn atheists like Diane, Angie, and molly_g have fantastic sugar tits. Once gay marriage becomes acceptable, I'll ask the same of male atheists. Especially Andy. Sullivan, that is.

7) Womyn suck and I'll get back together with the target of this eposide if she promises to leave Mike Hunt.

8) I'm not black.

Unfortunately, due to privacy concerns, I asked for my face to be pixellated. Those of you that can determine the right episode wins a date with me. Can it get any better than that?

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