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July 09, 2006

Bullseye (or Jesus 1 - Camry 0)

Looks like somebody went and pissed off God, as evidenced by this obvious example of "Intelligent Falling."*

A four ton piece of rock came off the canyon wall in Golden and fell directly on a car parked along the shoulder of Highway 6. The Toyota Camry was no match for the massive boulder.

The car was so smashed that some people passing by didn't even see it at first. Only the left front tire and the front bumper were recognizable. Sharon Knox said, "I hope that they weren't in that car. That rock looks like a boat."

Or maybe God finally did get around to creating a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it. A divine case of butterfingers.

* The theory of Intelligent Falling.