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April 03, 2006

We (Continue To) Get Mail

Really, really, really stupid mail from really, really, really bizarre and stupid people.

To wit, Dean Berry:

THAT'S WHY I CALL YOU CONFUSATIVES.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR MURDERING IRAQIS TO STEAL THEIR OIL? WHY ON EARTH (PARDON THE PUN) WOULD YOU GO TO HEAVEN?

A FREE COUNTRY that has secret police, unwarranted searches, excessive bail, seizure of property without due process, concentration camps, torture, rigged elections, engineered disasters like the WTC (for the purpose of ultimately declaring martial law), and confiscation of firearms! Are you stupid? Can you say, "Heil Hitler"?

I guess he missed that part about me being an atheist. And that part about including punctuation marks within quotation marks.

Idiot.