February 26, 2006

He's So Many Things

...but maybe a student of logical relationships would have been nice.

Sean "Diddy (or whatever name he's chosen this week)" Combs has a new men's fragrance out...

Musician, fashion designer, actor, and dad, Sean "Diddy" Combs is a man of many monikers—and many talents. From music videos to raising millions for charity to his fashion line, Sean John, Combs believes that life without passion is unforgivable. His new signature scent, aptly named Unforgivable, bottles this passion for life.

Combs believes that "life without passion" = "unforgiveable."

The inverse corollary of this is that "unforgiveable" = "life without passion."

Thus, Combs' new cologne celebrates a rather dull existence.

Diddy, good sir, by your logic you may just as well have named your cologne "sex life of an accountant" or even "I watch Touched by An Angel on the TIVO on Friday nights."

Gosh, where do I buy this stuff?

And, yes, like all of you, I hope this will be one of the few times I waste whitespace on Mr. Combs. Diddy. Sean John. P. Whatever.