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Ripped from today's headlines:
Grand Junction authorities say a group of several people attacked a 62-year-old man with a large rock last Tuesday while trying to steal a wallet.My question is this: if the old man had a rock, why didn't he use it to fend off his apparently unarmed attackers?
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