January 26, 2006

Um, Yeah, OK

Whilst following the link from a Google search that brought some unfortunate web-traveler to this site, I came across this page from the Catholic forums.

Oh my.

Some excerpts:

Satan is very Busy in Baltimore and my parents have a very old house that is always uncomfortabley cold and messy. Be on the look out for Holy water becoming discolored shows that a demon my be lurking nearby. Holy water should always be clear.

About two decades ago,I prayed to God that I will start reading the entire bible the next day (my very first).That night, I encountered demonic spirits in my dream and experienced the sleep paralysis phenomenon.I thought then, that I was gonna die that night, as it was very frightening and feaky! I,then became a believer that evil do exist.

Sure, I will pray for you. How did you sell your soul? A silly fleeting thought does not consitute seeling your soul. Christ has triumphed over the evil one. Ask St.Michael for his intercession and I guarantee you he will protect you from the wiles of Satan.

The "wedgy" game was NOT a game. From your description of it it would be called a "OUIGI BOARD" in the United States. This came, originally from Gypsys and witchlike mediums. DO NOT USE IT! Why?

From St. Thomas Aquinas we know that the only spirits that roam the earth are either True Angels or Demons. [there are no ghosts of human dead] . The Demons and Satan were cast down to the earth, so they are here. Niether Angels nor Demons can real your mind, but if you "open the door" by talking to them, they can effect not only your imagination but your interests. Ouigi Boards are notorious for summoning demons. Do not do it.

Do you think that it was really Satan or one of his demons? I ask because unlike God, Satan can not be in multiple places at once.

As a former practicing Catholic who never really had much of a taste for the communion wine, can I say that I'm thankful for that? They're clearly slipping something into it.

You. People. Are. Nuts.