November 30, 2005

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Are you curious about the breakup of Jessica Simspson and Nick Lachey? Well, that's actually rather sad and you should probably spend more time working on getting a life.

But, for those of you still reading this far, here's some news on it:

Things could get nasty relatively quick if the reports are true that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

My favorite take on it all came from David Letterman, who (paraphrasing) said that Nick would get to split the millions Jessica has made with her "singing and acting" (the preferred terminology for her bosoms) and Jessica would get to split Nick's tips from waiting tables at the Olive Garden.

Oh well, despite our disillusionment with all of this, we can still hold out hope that Ashlee will redeem the Simpson name, first tarnished by OJ and now by Jessica.

Yes, it's a slow night.