Vodkapundit draws them out from their dark caves of intellectual vacuity. As an extra-super bonus, you even get one cutting and pasting directly from his Creationist Talking Points memo, claiming that evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
I often wonder how people can be so damnably ignorant, but then I realize a lot of them find Pascal's Wager pretty convincing too.
God help us.*
Update: Bill Quick chimes in as well.
* Figure of speech. Don't be stupid.