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August 30, 2005

Aspire to their Greatness

After talking about the ignoble actions of some in the Big Easy, perhaps we should take a moment to reflect on their betters, those among us who are exemplars of charity and humanity and kindness. Those who step beyond their own selfishness to embrace something higher and more profound.

You know, something like Lindsay Lohan kissing on Ashlee Simpson:

Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson made up for the cameras backstage at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. Both singers - who are reportedly feuding over Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama - were nominees for best pop video (Lohan for "Rumors" and Simpson for "Pieces of Me"). Both were beaten out by Pop Singer Kelly Clarkson reports People Magazine.

That's simply... beautiful. How people with so much money and nary a want can overcome petty jealousies always leaves me, well, touched.

Bravo to you, Ashlee Simpson! Bravo to you, Lindsay Lohan!

Now, Ashlee, while you're feeling in the giving mood, maybe you could buy Lindsay a sandwich and forcefeed it through her starved-for-stardom gullet.