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August 04, 2005

Lying for the Lord, A Series

LaShawn Barber, demonstrating she's never had an original thought in her head, decides to fall back on a classic kooky-creationist canard in response to why we don't want Intelligent Design in the schools:

Not too difficult to figure out, Bryan. The ungodly are afraid that God might really exist.

Yup, you nailed it LaShawn, nailed it better than a Roman soldier with a deity to crucify. I also hate God's authority and like having a wee God-shaped hole in m'heart, lass!

It is amazing that someone so popular can be so immensely stupid. Unless, of course, she's popular with people who dig stupid, I suppose.

Daily Dose of Irony Update: You might remember that LaShawn, after informing us that all Muslims wanted to kill us, previously declared how little she cared what people thought, and then spent almost 500 words, uh, defending what she thought.

Well, she's at it again.

I noticed a trickle of visitors coming from the blogs of bloggers who, for whatever reason, no longer like me. If I were in middle school, the world would be ending right now.

Instead, you're utilizing your inner strength as a mature adult to ignore it all and move on. Oh wait, no you're not. Amusing!

They’ve linked, en masse, to this post. Of all the important things happening in the world, they’re blogging about…me!

Blogging can only be about important things? I can't draft up a quick post or two about thick-headed bigots with intensely unfounded superiority complexes?

I somehow doubt that Drudge is going to pick up one of my recipe or music posts, but readers seem to enjoy them, judging by comments and e-mail.

I do agree, LaShawn, that you're largely unimportant. However, watching you and seeing just how looney you'll be this week is fun.

I have reason to believe these people are either envious of my ranking (who cares?) and don’t want me to be there, or can’t figure out why I’m there in the first place. Here’s the irony: because of their boredom/pettiness and links, I’ll rise even higher over the next few days. The ranking is based on links.

Boredom? Pettiness? LaShawn, you said something stupid. You made a blatant mischaracterization directed toward all secularists, as well as public educators.

Unlike Jesus, we're under no obligation to turn a cheek and ask for more. Apparently neither are you because you keep opening your trap, letting idiocy usher forth, and asking for a pile on.

Thanks, kids, but I’m not worth your precious time. Contribute something to the blogosphere that doesn’t revolve around what another blogger is doing or writing. It’s boring.

So boring that you keep writing about what other bloggers are doing. Uh huh. I see.