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May 30, 2005

What God Has Put Together

...let no man put asunder:

Peru's "little mermaid," a baby born with legs fused from her thighs to her ankles, will undergo delicate surgery Tuesday night to begin repairing her rare birth defect, her doctors said Monday in a statement.

Looks like a big middle finger to the G-man. Chalk up another point for medical science, while the "intelligent designer" is still looking at a big ol' goose egg.

Wait, this story is probably just some liberal scheme to discredit God in the culture wars!

You can't fool us, god-hating-liberal secularist Jane-Fonda-dry-humpin' media! Someone get David Limbaugh on the line! We need his thoughtfulness!