As issues from the war in Iraq to the Schiavo right-to-die case surely inspire more and more of our young people to follow a path into politics, expressing their desire to help shape our nation to their own visions, the World Wide Rant Committee for Partisan Hackery has put together this helpful guide for them.
As time permits, new items will be added. Feel free to leave your own in the comments.
Sounds pretty, doesn't it?
Go on, do it again.
Two weeks later, after all the hoopla is over, be sure to espouse the value of federalism and state's rights.
Almost half the nation will nod their heads as if what you said just made sense.
No one can ask them.
Because they're dead.
Unless it's something to do with baseball. Because baseball, by God, is as American as Mom, apple pie, and Chevrolet!
Submitted to the Beltway Traffic Jam, 'cause it'd be neat-o-spoleeto to break 1000 hits today. And because I like to share.