March 17, 2005

Five Questions for Jed

1. Puppies or kittens: which is more to fun kick? Please phrase your
   answer in the form of a Haiku.

2. What was the socioeconomic class structure of mid-20th centuryMilwaukee, and what role did this play in (a) the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, (b) the cancellation of "Dead Like Me" by the idiots at Showtime, and (c) the fact that the creme filling of a Twinkie is just so, so tasty?

3. Imagine you're dead. OK, now what?

4. What would you do if you found out that none of this world is real and that you're actually living in a computer-generated reality while your body is being inefficiently harnessed for its energy output?

5. Wouldn't that make a neat movie?

For those of you who are really bored, I've got plenty more questions just begging to be answered. Begging, I tell you. Arf arf!