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January 23, 2005

Why Do They Hate Us, Daddy?

Remember, folks, Al Qaeda's war against the United States is merely about our influence in the Middle East:

"We have declared a bitter war against democracy and all those who seek to enact it," said the speaker in the 35-minute message.

"Democracy is also based on the right to choose your religion," he said, and that is "against the rule of God."

Whoops, wrong again. Looks like it really is fundamentalist Islam against "the rest of us."

Someone should probably tell the Spanish. And Michael Moore.

Update: They also hate us because their Mom threw away their best porno mag.