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January 07, 2005

The Missing

Courtesy of Brent, I've been able to recover the exciting content of the posts devoured during the Great Server Meltdown of 2005. I can't be bothered to actually plug in all the links, create and save new entries, etc, so I'm just going to tuck them snugly below the fold. If you're curious, click below for more.

It Hurts, Mommy. Make the Bad Man Stop.

Drudge reports:

LAWRENCE WELK PERFORMER TO SING JOHN ASHCROFT-PENNED SONG AT INAUGURAL...

That's right. For $40 million they are getting a has-been singer to belt out a song written by the one and only John Ashcroft, (soon-to-be) former Attorney General of the United States.

Let's just say his songwriting is right up there with his love of civil liberties and homersexurals.

You can make your ears bleed here.

No, no, don't thank me - I do it out of the goodness of my heart.

Posted by Andy at 07:43 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Down and Outage

Sorry for the brief unavailability of the site today; my hosting company
was replacing the server's anyon emitter with a Heisenberg compensator
to prevent any progressive encryption locks or electroplasma system taps.

All better now.

Posted by Andy at 07:26 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Behold

The power of cheese:

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - A man serving a life sentence for murder was sentenced to three additional years in prison for felony possession of cheese sandwiches while in jail.

I've often said that the Courts don't take dairy products in our prisons seriously enough. I'm glad to see that this is changing.

Fight the cheese!