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September 29, 2004

Helping You Decide

Steve Green is asking "who are these people?" when it comes to undecided voters in the upcoming Presidential election. I'd say I'm one of them, but my decision right now is pretty much one of "wow, they both suck harder than Paris Hilton in her third 'secret, unauthorized sex tape,' set for production in a New York City hotel room in February 2005."

In response, GQ breaks out Jon Stewart to help "those people" in this time of great decision with some election-year advice.

Also of interest, on the cover and in the pages they have Lindsay Lohan (for the next month anyway, so click fast).

Now, I suppose I could have used a photo of Steve Green, Jon Stewart, or even the presidential candidates instead of one of Lindsay, but I didn't. Mostly because a picture of Steve Green, Jon Stewart, George Bush, or John Kerry striking that pose in a clingy tank-top would just, to twist a sea-faring pirate phrase, wither me timbers.

And I suppose some people might think this indicates a decline in the quality of the blog, or perhaps is indicative of the imminent demise of Western Civilization, but - truth be told - really all it means is that I like hot women.

As Zomby would say:

I like to think of it as extra-tuitous.

Don't worry, this will never be a blog you have to hide under you bed so your mom won't find it. Unless it looks like that it would make me rich to go in that direction...