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Tonight is Mrs. World Wide Rant's 32nd birthday, so we dropped the wee Fiona off at the sitter's and had a nice meal out (and we even got the obligatory towering slice of ice cream cake for free, and without having the waitstaff sing a cheesy-ass song to us to shame us for wanting something free). Now we're back home, the lil' lass Fiona is drifting off to sleepyland, and we're going to retire for the evening once I have the wife's surprise all set up.
You know, it's amazing what you can do with magic markers, Elmer's glue, colored felt, and body parts.
At least that's what I hear. As for us, we're not freaky-deeky or anything, so it'll just be a nice, romantic evening.
May you and your significant others enjoy some quality time as well. If you don't have a significant other, rumor has it that the internet is full-to-the-brim with porn.
Again, so I hear.
