September 17, 2004

Google Bingo

Frequent visitors, and perhaps those who have unfortunately found themselves here on particular multiple days because of a web search, have probably seen a little game I like to call Blogspot Bingo. With it, I plug a random word that pops into my mind into the URL "x.blogspot.com" - where "x" is the random word. It's amusing the sad, pitiful, and scary things you'll find that way.

Thus, I figured - after a couple of beers - that I might find some sad, pitiful, or scary things doing the same with Google News.

Let's begin:

• "naked" - Naked teen allegedly assaults homeowners, mutilates cat

• "penile" - Sweet Jesus, I wish I was making this up:

  2000 block of Penile Road. A person reported being robbed about 10:31 p.m. Aug. 29.