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September 16, 2004

Well, He Did Tell Abraham to Kill Isaac After All

And they call Michael Jackson an unfit parent?

The mother of the boy accusing Michael Jackson of sex abuse told police she was chosen by God to bring the pop star to "justice", it emerged today.

On a police tape, obtained by a US television show the woman is heard saying: "God hand-picked me and the kids because he knew that we weren't going to fall for any of their money."

Uh, you know, the world is full of child molesters, but I'm not going to offer up the wee Fiona as bait to catch them. The world is full of rapists, but you won't see my wife in a police sting to bust them. The world is full of animal abusing wankers, but my Eddie, Sydney, Mog, and Newcastle can sleep safe in the knowledge that they won't be sacrificial dogs (and cats, as the case may be).

Lady, you're freakin' nuts.