September 15, 2004

Those Damn Dirty Russkies

Read this by Mr. Willis.

Then tell Oliver to go read this. I'm no fan of Dick "I love my dead gay son!" Cheney*, but this sort of willful mispresentation (or, failing that, incredible thickheadedness) is just ridiculous.

Now go beat your head upon a wall, desk, or other sufficiently hard object, frustrated by the knowledge that telling Oliver anything helpful won't do a lick of good. And neither would licking him, I guess, but if you want to try, go ahead. Just keep that stuff to yourself.

Please.

P.S. I made this for my pal Zombylicious**.

* I know he has a gay daughter who is very much alive, thank you. Go watch Heathers and then come back.

** No, I haven't been drinking - that's how he refers to himself, particularly when regaling us with tales of his supermodel sexploits.