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June 29, 2004

Man's Best Friend

Not to mention a lot of other people's too.

Toronto — A heavily armed man says he called off plans for an east-end shooting spree Wednesday afternoon following a chance encounter with a friendly dog...

After parking his gun-packed car near Queen Street East and Victoria Park Avenue, he stepped into a nearby park to load his weapons.

There, he said, a playful dog approached him. That encounter apparently changed his mind.

No word on if the dog told him not to kill people. Because, you see, Son of Sam heard his dog say all kinds of crazy stuff about killin' folks. So, maybe the denizens of dogdom have changed their mind on killing the innocent. Kind of like God did, you know, with that flooding the Earth trick and drowning wee babies, but then deciding against such show-offy stunts in the future.

And, hey, did you ever notice that "dog" is "God" backwards, or vice-versa? Also, "pots" is "stop," and "Ralph Nader" is "clueless, capitalist-hating loser."

English is amazing, don't you think?

Sent to the WWR by Jo, who has a site all about horses and mounting them or maybe racing or something; if that's your bag, baby.