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June 16, 2004

Our Friends the Saudis, Chapter 1.02E+8

Maybe it's something in the water - or sand, they have a lot of that:

Last month, an attack on contractors at the Saudi oil facility in Yanbu killed six Westerners, two of them Americans. Senior Saudi officials told the world al-Qaida terrorists were to blame and al-Qaida claimed responsibility.

But tape obtained by NBC News reveals that, inside Saudi Arabia, on Saudi television, Crown Prince Abdullah told a strikingly different story about who was to blame.

NBC News translated Abdullah's remarks from Arabic: “Zionism is behind it. It has become clear now. It has become clear to us. I don’t say, I mean... It is not 100 percent, but 95 percent that the Zionist hands are behind what happened..."

Prince Nayef, the Saudi Interior Minister said, “Al-Qaida is backed by Israel and Zionism.”

Of course they are. Why, only a blind man could miss how Israel really wants to see the world overrun with Muslim fundamentalism. One need only look at Israel, and Israelis in general, to see how backwards they are, what with the religious monarchy, oppression of women, and educational systems teaching a hatred of the West.

And, stay with me on this one because it wasn't widely reported, but the lead hijacker on Sept. 11 was not Mohammad Atta - no, no, my friend, his name was Mohammad Atta Goldstein! Coincidence?

And, Meryl Yourish, just where were you on the evening of September 10, 2001?

What about terror mastermind Allison Kaplan Sommer? Did you know that Allison Kaplan Sommer is an anagram for "Abu Musab al-Zarqawi?" Well, now you do - at least if you've a creative eye!