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Oh no, say it ain't so!
BERLIN (Reuters) - The universe looks like the Eiffel Tower topped with a never-ending spire, a German physicist said Wednesday.I suppose this means that all of us (aliens included!) have to find a fear of regular bathing, a love of cheese and surrender, and an inexplicable Jerry Lewis fetish.Researchers in Ulm, birthplace of Albert Einstein, have developed a model of the universe as an elongated triangle like the Paris landmark, but with a spire going on and on.
On the bright side, we all get to seductively rub up against Laetitia Casta (or, for the ladies, perhaps Marcel Marceau).
