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April 30, 2004

Be Afraid

Be very afraid:

When questioned about what religious or nonreligious group doesn’t share their vision of American society, survey participants indicated that atheists — with 54 percent — provided the greatest threat, Hartmann said. Survey participants said Muslims create the second-highest threat.

“This result shows that religion is deeply intertwined with conceptions of American society,” he said. “The absence of faith, the belief in a higher being seems to be a major barrier between people in our society.”

That's right, we're coming for your children. And if don't get them, the Muslims will. And if the Muslims don't get them, then the homosexuals will. Or, jumpin' Jesus forbid, the International Super-Secret Conspiratorial Brotherhood of Atheist Gay Muslims will latch on to them!

Muwahahahaha.