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...for the man who has everything?
Well, if he's a complete idiot, maybe this fine piece of software from Download.com:
An advanced radionics and electronic magic program that protects you against black magic, sorcery, sortilegies, and psychic attacks. Based in powerful rituals of ceremonial magic and the properties of Sun divinities, and taking profit of the occult power of the computers. It comes with two modes: normal protection mode and extreme protection mode. Make your computer protect you now while you are making your normal life. Are you in a period of bad luck, in a short time a lot of illnesses have taken you or your family, things go wrong suddenly? Do you suspect some person is making black magic over you or your family? Well, probably you are being attacked magickly or psychicly; Ultra Spiritual Protection is the solution to your problem. It will give you full spiritual protection and with the continued use of the program, a psychic wall of unpenetrability will be built around you.Once you're more-than-satisfied with the amazing magical powers radiating from your CPU, you'll certainly want to visit the Tifareth.com website to get some of their other quality products.
If they make anything off of this, I am so in the wrong field. I should be out helping some fools part ways with their money.
(found via D.C. Thornton)
