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February 25, 2004

Even More About Andy

You probably remember seeing my absolutely exciting results from the Match.com Physical Attraction Test. If you don't, you can click on the pretty link there and go catch up while the rest of us wander off to make a cup of tea.

Back? Good. Because I just took the Match.com Personality Test, and now, because I think you should know more about me than probably interests you, here are my results, judiciously edited to portray me in a positive light (actually, I just cut out the truly dull crap and left in the moderately dull)...

You're a pillar of strength

You're smart, insightful, and successful in your career. People can rely on you to get the job done. You have a vision for the future and always are searching to find love and a sense of "balance" in your life. Because you're an independent guy and a little shy, making deep connections with other people can be a challenge. You're not someone who "wears his heart on his sleeve" so even those closest to you don't always know how you feel. But your masculine and stable presence in life makes you worth the investment to get to know.

Indeed it does. Yes, indeed.

Who You're Looking For

She'll be an enigma

You're looking for a woman who's smart, insightful, and has an insatiable curiosity about life. The two of you could share a very interesting and exciting intellectual connection. Getting closer emotionally takes time, since she's an independent and sometimes shy person by nature. But she's worth the effort to get to know! Your best strategy is to see her "in action" when you go out with friends but still find quiet time with her to talk. You'll discover she's a good conversationalist, especially if you get her talking about books, current events, or any of her many interests and hobbies.

You seem ready to adapt to the good and frustrating qualities of the women you're looking for, but there are types of women you clearly do NOT like. Women's habits and attitudes you'd have a hard time putting up with include:

Women who need frequent reminders that you care about them and would be upset if they thought you found another woman physically attractive.

As you probably know, you have a higher sex drive than most! Behind your serious and professional exterior you have a very sensual side. You know how to make even the "basics" especially erotic.

You're looking for someone who really enjoys the "basics" sexually. You value the quality of sex, even if it means the quantity or frequency of sex is lower than you'd like.

Once again, I hope you've found yourself thoroughly enriched, and that maybe - just maybe - we're a little closer than we were before you gave up two minutes of your life reading this post.

No, you can't get them back.