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December 24, 2003

A Royal Murder

Intrigue and escapades within the British Royal family:

Queen Elizabeth II was said by British media reports to be "absolutely devastated" over the death of one of her beloved corgi dogs, killed by an English bull terrier owned by her daughter Princess Anne.

Clearly a plot by William to drive the Queen into a premature, grief-stricken death, shortly followed by Charles' abdication to be with Ms. Parker-Bowles, and then William's ascension to the largely decorative throne - but, man, think of the chicks!

Pharos the corgi was savaged at Sandringham by Dotty, the same dog which attacked two children in Windsor Great Park, according to newspaper reports.

I see irresponsible pet ownership is a global thing. When a dog attacks a child, it's time for that dog to be destroyed. Idiots.