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September 02, 2003

Top o'the World, Ma!

Well, at least in the top 0.671% of it when it comes to income. I'm curious if their numbers are based solely on income or on other assets as well. Also, it doesn't take into account where you live - my salary in Denver allows me to lead a good life; in NYC, I'd be much worse off. In Cameroon, I'd be King (or CEO, once AndyBudCo bought the country).

I'm the 40,315,565 richest person on earth! Discover how rich you are! >>

Regardless, I'm the richest man in the world because of my daughter, Fiona, who is playing on her playmat and farting up a storm behind me right now. Not that I can buy food, shelter, or other necessities with her - I just said that to make all you womenfolk say "Awwwww."

Global Rich List found via Plum Crazy.