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(also known as Liza Loses at Love, yet another demonstration of how adept I am at alliteration)
Well, this is certainly shocking news:
Liza Minnelli and David Gest, who were married last year in a star-studded ceremony, have separated, Minnelli's spokesman said Friday.I wonder what could possibly explain this unfortunate turn of events...
Minnelli and Gest wed in March 2002 with best man Michael Jackson briefly carrying the bride's train. Elizabeth Taylor served as maid of honor.Ah, yes, how silly of me - they're completely nuts.
And it probably didn't help matters that Gest looks like something out of Madame Tussauds' wax museum.
Well, at least their nutty nuptials outlived their idiotic idea for reality TV. Small miracles and all that.
