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July 16, 2003

Vatican Advocates Cancer for Men

By default anyway, in light of this news:

LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new research.

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

Well, I suppose I can take prostate cancer off the list of things that might kill me.

(a big wank to Laurence for the story)