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June 18, 2003

It Does A Body Good - But Not That Good

Angelina Jolie is the latest celeb to be in the "Got Milk?" ads:

"The ad will appeal to male teens because of how gorgeous Angelina Jolie is. But it's also a message for teen girls, which is of a healthy, good-looking, active woman, and they can also be that way if they drink milk," says Kurt Graetzer, CEO of the Milk Processor Education Program, which oversees the "Got Milk?" campaign.

That's right, girls, if you want to look just like Angelina Jolie, there's no need for exercise, proper diet, or even her genetic code - just one glass of milk a day, while stuffing yourself with junk food and watching television, is all it will take.

Beauty has never been so simple!

Yes, I did write this just so I could put up that picture of Angelina Jolie without seeming like a shallow, American, pig-dog male.