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REUTERS: Police seek men accused of killing, grilling dog
Police in northeast Arkansas were searching Tuesday for two men who allegedly killed a 20-pound chow dog, then grilled it.
What a dumb name for a dog breed. I mean, come on... chow is food. People eat chow. What's wrong with people eating a chow dog? That's like parents naming their boy "Beattheshitoutofme" and then acting surprised that he comes home from school with bruises, cuts, and all his clothes muddy and torn.
The remains of the animal, named Pooh, were discovered on a backyard grill in Jonesboro, a city of about 60,000 people 135 miles northeast of Little Rock.
Wait... these guys ate barbecued pooh?
Never mind.
