June 02, 2003

My first banning!

I've arrived! I'm almost jazzed enough to get my own blog! I've finally been banned from a web site!

It all started with "The Chamberlain's Emergence" post below and then went here. Be sure to read the comments both places.

My favorite moments from amongst La Belle Harris's bon ripostes:

"You can take your bitter little attitude and fuck right off, Jon. "

Ah, nothing like a class act. (Andrea's obviously overcome her own little bitterness issues, I see.)

Then there's

"My use of the term "exotic" was meant to be a sarcastic tweak on Hollywood's essential provincialism, but I guess it went over your heads."

Or perhaps it was as trite and poorly written as the rest of your site, pumpkin. To prove there are no hard feelings I would recommend a guide that would help you improve the writing on your own site and the blogosphere, but it would seem that the newer editions of Final Exit are really watered down.*

*The great irony: I was actually posting an apology of sorts for being a bit touchy earlier when I learned I was banned, but this is better- you can never have enough enemies in cyberspace.

**Don't make bitchy comments about people who use linguistic acid better than you do, dear.