March 25, 2002

Boobies 1 - Prudes 0

The FCC strikes a blow in defense of scantily clad Victoria's Secret models and the people who enjoy watching them (except for that newer one who looks kind of like a man, but that's just our opinion). Here's a clue for the morons who wrote to the FCC to complain about the show in question - see that remote control? Learn how to use it. Whine about things that matter, like world hunger and global strife - and not things that don't, like a bunch of models in their unmentionables.

And no, it's not lost on us that there's a certain irony in us calling you a bunch of whiners. Anyway, we have to go do important things like watch models in their unmentionables.