April 26, 2003

Hardee's or Stiffy's?

Didn't these people see Lethal Weapon 3 where Joe Pesci said "They really f*** you in the drive-through?" I guess they were tired of getting just a few of those small ketchup packets.

NEWS24: Sex on the Menu

An elderly couple have been arrested in the US for allegedly performing a sex act in a booth at a fast food restaurant. The 70-year-old man and 59-year-old woman have also been banned from Hardee's restaurant in New Philadelphia.

Police charged both with public indecency after receiving complaints from restaurant employees and a customer. Traffic Officer Shawn Nelson told the Times Reporter that police had received previous reports about the same two people allegedly performing lurid acts in the parking lot, or inside the restaurant.

However, he said, this was the first time they had still been at the restaurant by the time officers arrived.

Here's a few altered fast food slogans for you to ponder

• Have it your way... missionary or doggy style?
• Old-fashioned hamburgers, and old people having sex.
• Think outside the buns.

Give it a try in the comments. You know you want to.