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January 31, 2003

Oh Lord

It's the end of porn on the internet!

Fed up with hackers, a flood of spam and lousy connections, Italian Roman Catholics have launched a search for a patron saint of the Internet. And they hope their online poll will yield a holy Web protector by Easter.

To counter this move, I suggest that charismatic, evangelical Christians appoint a Patron Sleazy Televangelist of the Internet to ensure that pornography and scams on the web remains safe and sound.

Tom notes that pedophiles shouldn't worry, as the assignment of a Patron Saint of the Internet will actually have no impact on child porn.*

* Countdown until S.F. says "that's not very funny" - 3... 2.. 1...