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Damage from nuclear weapons is no longer covered in State Farm insurance automobile policies. Well, if nothing else, it means that as you spend the last hours of your life in agonizing pain, your hair falling out in clumps, and coughing up blood, you won't be stuck waiting around all day for an insurance adjuster to show up.
See, every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
