Or, so long, and thanks for all the monkeys.
One More for the Road – From my commute this morning:
DENVER – One person was killed and traffic was backed up in both directions on Interstate 25 during Monday morning’s commute after a crash involving a vehicle and a pedestrian.
Denver Police say the crash occurred on northbound I-25 at 6th Avenue just after 5 a.m. They say a man attempted to cross the interstate on foot and was hit and killed by a vehicle.
Police say they do not know why the man was trying to cross the interstate on foot.
Eyewitness reports indicate that a very disheveled and nervous looking chicken crossed the road first.
Yeah, I know, this one’s going to go over as well as the Great White benefit concert post from a couple years ago.
Peace out, y’all.