Your Heart Will Thank You

Your liver, maybe not so much:

Middle-aged non-drinkers can quickly reduce their risk of heart disease by introducing a daily tipple to their diet, South Carolina researchers say.

New moderate drinkers were 38% less likely to develop heart disease than those who stayed tee-total, a four-year study involving 7,500 people found.

Those who drank only wine showed the most benefit, the researchers reported in the American Medical Journal.

Does this mean, as Benjamin Franklin once said, that the making of wine is “a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy?” If so, does that mean he really doesn’t like Southern Baptists, Mormons, and Seventh Day Adventists?

I guess we know who won’t be getting invited to the Heavenly kegger. Won’t they be surprised?

Boy, how I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh at them from my place in Hell reserved for atheists.

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