I hate when two stainless steel dinner forks get their tines entangled and, as you work them apart, there’s this grating, shiny* sensation. Makes my teeth ache.
I also hate the way it feels when you smooth a bed sheet with the flat of your bare hand. Oh, and the way it sounds. Hate it. Makes me cringe.
Yeah, like you’re not weird in any way or somethin’.
* Honestly, that’s about the only way I can describe it. Feel free to do better, though.