At Least They Weren’t His Own Kids

…else it would mean this guy had passed along the stupid gene:

HUTCHINSON, Kan. — A Hutchinson man is on trial this week on charges he put his girlfriend’s 2-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son in a hot clothes dryer.

In a videotaped interview with detectives shown in court Wednesday, Aron Pritchard said he put the children in the dryer to show them they could have a good time without much money. An hour later, the dryer had become hot and the boy had second-degree burns.

Pritchard told the detective that he didn’t mean for the boy to get hurt.

Hey, kids! Who wants to pretend we’re atop Mount Everest? OK – climb in this freezer!

Hey, kids! Who wants to pretend they’re taking Mom’s car through the car wash? OK – into the dishwasher with you!

Hey, kids! Who wants to pretend our boat is trapped in a giant, bubbling whirlpool? Hot dog – into the washing machine!

Hey, kids!

And so on.

One Response to “At Least They Weren’t His Own Kids”

  1. Matt Moore Says:

    I’m surprised the kid survived.

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