Hi, We’re the Far Right

…and we’re obviously pretty nervous that Obama would wipe the floor with us as the Democratic nominee.

This is right up there with Colbert’s hot tip that Obama has fathered a black child.

Another thought: If Barack Hussein Obama had, at age 18, changed his name to Stephen Paul Shlingerdonk, as soon as the Republicans caught wind of it they would be screaming, “Why did he change his name? What is Stephen Shlingerdonk trying to hide??”

That would be followed by crap websites insinuating that Air Force One is going to take down a skyscraper in 2009.

And I would still be making fun of them.

Note: I voted for the man currently in office, so I am not some evil lefty. I’m just disappointed (periodically disgusted) by the far right. As for being disgusted by the far left, well, that’s generally a given, isn’t it?

2 Responses to “Hi, We’re the Far Right”

  1. Mr Lady Says:

    Is that supposed to be bashing him?

    Did anyone post pictures of Romney in his Jesus Jammies? Because that scares the bejesus out of me.

  2. Jon Says:

    How long before they realize that Barack Hussein Obama is an anagram of

    1- U.S. Bareback Marina Ho’s
    2- U.S. Bareback Sharia, Mon!

    He’s practically admitting he’s a splif smoking Muslim just waiting to come have unprotected sex with water tarts who he’s circumcised!

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