FLORIDA â€“ Police say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one-year-old girl sitting in the back seat without a seat belt or car seat.
Hey, look, just last night the handle on my 12-pack of Redhook ESB ripped and – even though it only dropped about a foot – two bottles broke, leaking their beer cheer all over the garage floor*.
Now, I’ve also managed to drop the kids while playing from more than a foot, and they bound right up and keep on going.
Beer: not so much.
Set that woman free!**
* It’s frozen there now. Perhaps I could scrape it into a glass and let it thaw. Yum!
** Or shoot her. Either way.