So, Where Do We Put the Bits About Stoning?

Republican Presidential contender Mike “Me and Jesus” Huckabee wants The Constitution of the United States of America to read more like his Holy Bible:

The United States Constitution never uses the word “God” or makes mention of any religion, drawing its sole authority from “We the People.” However, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee thinks it’s time to put an end to that.

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.”

Wow, I bet some people of color are going to be pissed that Huckabee wants them to go back to obeying their masters. You know, rather than “some contemporary view” that they are people too.

Maybe that’s why they tend to vote for Democrats.

(found via PZ Myers)

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