American Idol Tiki God?

Good people of America, please rush out and buy Jordin Sparks’ new album.

Without your help, she’ll never get the height reduction surgery she so desperately needs.

Instead, she’ll walk this world (taking very long fee-fi-fo-fum strides, of course), always bumping her head into things. You know, like power lines and billboards.

Redwood branches.

Low-flying aircraft.

Those sorts of things.

Help a sister out, would you?

2 Responses to “American Idol Tiki God?”

  1. Diana Says:

    Someones jealous. Very VERY jealous! I bet Jordin’s sitting here laughing at your immature and extremely jealous behavior, weirdo.

  2. andy Says:

    Uh, Diana, here’s $5 – go buy a sense of humor, and perhaps a bit of skill in reading for context while you’re at it.

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