Best Autopsy Report


Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo

That it was the autopsy report of the Rev. Gary Aldridge, formerly of Thorington Road Baptist Church in my old hometown of Montgomery, Alabama, is just a bonus.

Not to speak ill of the dead, of course.

Note: He must have been doing this for some time, given that dildos were deemed penetrata non grata in Alabama in 1998.

One Response to “Best Autopsy Report”

  1. PatrickP Says:

    What a miserable way to die. If only he could have felt safe enough to have someone there with him. WTF?

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