An End to those Pesky Bobby Brown Rumors

Bobby Brown has stepped up to the microphone and assured us all that his own representatives are full of crazy talk.

Bobby Brown denied Wednesday that he had a mild heart attack, something his attorney said earlier he had suffered this week in Los Angeles. The 38-year-old singer told Associated Press Radio that he is feeling fine and went to the hospital just for a checkup.

“None of it’s true,” Brown said. “I went in for a checkup. The doc gave me a clean bill of health.”

His account differed from that of his Atlanta attorney, Phaedra Parks, who earlier in the day told The Associated Press that Brown had severe chest pains Tuesday night and was taken to two hospitals.

Because when I want a general checkup, I go to the hospital. At night. With severe pains.

That’s what I do!

Me and Bobby Brown, we’re like twins. Horribly discolored and temporally divergent twins.

Word.

In other news, Bobby’s reps also said there were indications of people working to revive his career.

They proved unfounded (for real, yo).

Exercises in futility and such. Word.

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